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Mordheimer



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PostSubject: Weird Toys... meant for Children?   Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:51 am

I found this on the web. Post pictures of those WEIRD toys you can find. Post your findings!

I'm NOT the only crazy guy out there...

Jesus Astronaut - Well, he lives in Heaven... DUH!


Pee & Poo Plush Toys - CUDDLY!


Hitler Doll - plain wrong.


Prosthetic Baby - If use for therapy, OK. If used for anything else...


Superman Pillow - Does it really has a MOUTH and says 'Turn your pillow into the biggest toy ever"?


Stripper Pole - Preparing the British youth for the future! ([url=Link]Link[/url])


Evolving Darwin Play Set - Faster than evolution itself!

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PostSubject: Re: Weird Toys... meant for Children?   Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:04 pm

Wow!! The Hitler doll is just wrong. On a side note are those kids in some sort of cage?
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PostSubject: Re: Weird Toys... meant for Children?   Thu Aug 12, 2010 5:03 pm

OMG!!!! I think moggd is right! Their PARENTS need to be caged!

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PostSubject: Re: Weird Toys... meant for Children?   Thu Aug 12, 2010 8:56 pm

dam scary [the toys and the kids]

not sure about that pillow.....simply WHY????

stripper pole for young girls whilst very good cardo work out I as a father do not want my lil to use.

will see what else is out there.

hey Mord where is your toy collection?

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PostSubject: Re: Weird Toys... meant for Children?   Thu Aug 12, 2010 9:03 pm

@ Lord GreyWolf: hehehe... DORK!

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PostSubject: Re: Weird Toys... meant for Children?   Thu Aug 12, 2010 9:49 pm


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PostSubject: Re: Weird Toys... meant for Children?   Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:54 pm

THAT is wrong! Well... even more Dysturbing than this...


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PostSubject: Re: Weird Toys... meant for Children?   Fri Aug 13, 2010 12:05 am

the oozeinator mmmm that would make a few guys jealous. and there wifes hoping to have one in stead of them.

as for that play ground i don't know what was worse the equipment they were playing with or the armpit farting bastardising a Queen song.

go figure....

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PostSubject: Re: Weird Toys... meant for Children?   Fri Aug 13, 2010 1:16 am

The most dysturbing part of the oozeinator was that look the kid makes when he gets shot by it.
not to mention the fact you have to keep pumping it to make it shoot.

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PostSubject: Re: Weird Toys... meant for Children?   Wed Aug 25, 2010 3:27 am

Shocked what were they thinking when they made that slide
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PostSubject: Re: Weird Toys... meant for Children?   Wed Aug 25, 2010 3:34 am

LOL! I need to get me a Hitler toy for one of my friends. He's a total WW2 buff. Wink

Oh, and there's nothing wrong with the slide: it's intended that way. I ordered a 1:1 replica of my equipment.... Twisted Evil

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PostSubject: Re: Weird Toys... meant for Children?   Wed Aug 25, 2010 4:16 am

I don't know man! The miley cyris/hanna montanna stuff is prepareing the next gen of pron stars!

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PostSubject: Re: Weird Toys... meant for Children?   Wed Aug 25, 2010 8:25 am

Mordheimer wrote:
THAT is wrong! Well... even more Dysturbing than this...

Hahahahah that's just plain wronG! Shocked

Great toys! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Weird Toys... meant for Children?   Wed Aug 25, 2010 3:36 pm

who makes these toys????

and more importantly who buys them?
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PostSubject: Re: Weird Toys... meant for Children?   Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:23 pm

Good question ed! Who dose?

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PostSubject: Re: Weird Toys... meant for Children?   Thu Aug 26, 2010 12:57 am

anyone who buys them should be put on a list

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