Happy Birthday, Colonel Prius!
We should have know the world would not be the same. As you know 1984 brought us the predicted doom of Big Brother and RIAA had no idea
what would mean that the U.S. Supreme Court would ruled that taping television shows at home on VCRs does not violate copyright law...
but nobody would have considered that a little baby born on a day like today (November 15th) would cause so much problems. I mean, short
of Damien Thorn, we have not seen so much 'wrong' accumulate on the 'right' place.
Although cute at first, you turned to be one of those... regardless, here you are!
Not like you would care much, but in The Mayan Calendar your birthday is 22.214.171.124.11 which translates to
12 baktun 18 katun 11 tun 8 uinal 15 kin. You were born in the Chinese year of the Rat, which explains lots of things. WHAT?!?
I that in China, the Rat is respected and considered a courageous, enterprising person. It is deemed an honor to be born in the
Year of the Rat and it is considered a privilege to be associated with a Rat. What?!? You thought... hehehehe... I get it... hehehe...
like the ones who brought the Black Plague... hehehe... that devastated Europe... hehehe... funny... WRONG!!!!
Chinese Rat, if you please.
Ohhh... MORE usless stuff? OK!
You are 26 years old.
You are 312 months old.
You are 1,357 weeks old.
You are 9,496 days old.
You are 227,923 hours old.
You are 13,675,410 minutes old.
You are 820,524,647 seconds old. (Give or take a few...)
Funny fact... all those candles on your cake? Well you can boil 3.09 US ounces of water with them! THAT is a
Go celebrate your day... I have no idea how you celebrate Birthdays on the Neatherlands... but I hope it involves LOTS of
After all, it seems to be the new National Sport over there! Thank you
for your invaluable time; playing
and providing us
support, sharing your stories & models, and your adventures with your group. I wish you the best!
You have a WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY! You deserve it!
Enjoy your Rat Cake!
Don't complaint... it is better than the other cake we got...