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PostSubject: Happy Birthday, Utan!!!   Sat Dec 18, 2010 11:31 am

cheers Birthday Cake Happy Birthday, WARBOSS Utan! Birthday Cake cheers


On this day, creepy Christmas geeks (not to be confused with creepy Warhammer geeks... we are cooler!) remember that today is the 44th anniversary of the 1st airing of Dr. Seuss' "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" on CBS. History nerds know that today, on 1620, the Mayflower passengers come ashore at Plymouth Harbor... ruining a very nice neighborhood forever. Me? I just know (thanks to the forum's reminder) that today is your Birthday!!! The fact that your expulsion from your mother's womb coincides with U.S.S.R. performing a nuclear test at Semipalitinsk, Eastern Kazakhstan U.S.S.R... well, it should have been taken as a warning for the rest of the world.

You are NOT old... you are just 6.29001956947162 dog years old. You could still chase cats (they better be named Heather... or is the neutering table for you boy!) An interesting fact, using your birthday cake as a heat source you could actually boil 5.14 US ounces of water. I'm NOT saying that is a lot of energy... if you were to consume the caloric equivalent then you would have to go to Friendly's (remember to hug the employees) and eat FIVE (5) Colossal Burgers and drink FIVE (5) Oreo Shakes (that's only 11,3400 food Calories!)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Hope you have a BLAST!
Thank you for being part Death Squads and I hope you have a GREAT birthday!



Ahhh... you were born on the Chinese Year of the Horse... specifically, the Fire Horse! They believe you are supposed to be
animated and sociable, with a little wild side that leads him to a life on the edge... being either incredibly lucky or ridiculously unlucky.
Think about THAT!


Skull Nom, nom, nom... enjoy your cake! Skull





Sorry for the cake... we had the one below ready, until we realized that it was NOT cake... but the cook! Shocked
(Hehehe... yes, it is a cake!)

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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday, Utan!!!   Sat Dec 18, 2010 11:52 am

Happy Birthday Utan and thanks for the orky inspiration!

Laney Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday, Utan!!!   Sat Dec 18, 2010 4:30 pm

To a Fellow Ork Fanatic...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Utan!

GET OUT THERE & DO SOMETHING CRAZY FOR YOUR DAY
...IT"S PARTY YOUR PETOOTIE OFF TIME!

cheers drunken Sleep
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday, Utan!!!   Sat Dec 18, 2010 8:30 pm

Wow! what a post Mordheimer!

Thanks Death Squads Boyz! I appreciate the sentiments.

Perhaps the Grinch's debut on my birthday inspired my fondness for green nasties!

Gotta luv you some Ork-cake conversions. Twisted Evil

Ever since da dok found that nurgling sitting on my kidney, I find I have a greater appreciation for the little things. So, thanks for welcoming me here and the birthday greetings.

Cheers!
Warboss Utan
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday, Utan!!!   Sun Dec 19, 2010 8:46 am

Happy birthday! Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday, Utan!!!   Thu Dec 22, 2011 10:18 pm

cheers Birthday Cake Happy (belated) Birthday, WARBOSS Utan! Birthday Cake cheers



Sorry I missed it! My bad... I was distracted. Anyway, hope you had a WONDERFUL time with your wonderful family!


Enjoy your Nurgle Cake!

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PostSubject: Re: Happy Birthday, Utan!!!   Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:07 pm

belated response:

Thank you!

however, someting about nurge cake just isn't appetizing....

bleech!
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