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PostSubject: My New Skarz   Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:04 pm

On a trip through da warp, one of them nurglings decided my kidney would be a nice place to settle down. Well, I wasn't gonna let dat son of a squig chew on me innards so I get to the bad doc to have it removed.

He convinced me to let him try this new robot gadget to remove the thing. Now I'm always a bit skeptical of painboys and their new toys, but I let him give it a go. Well, the nurgling is out now (along with a chunk of my kidney) and I got me some noew skarz to show off...

Not too much pain, but I'll be off the battlefield for a while. So, I'll have some time to catch up on all your Deff Skwad rulez.
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PostSubject: Re: My New Skarz   Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:07 pm

Hope for a speedy recovery!!!

Makes me want to post my pics of my knee surgery......

Adeptus Astartes Commandments
1. Thou shalt not replace the Librarian's staff with a magic wand.
2. Though shalt not refer to thine brethren, whom the Emperor has dictated be armed with an incendiary weapon, as a "Flamer" constantly. For this has been proven to lower morale and cause strife within His Most Holy showering facilities.
3. Thou shalt not follow a Librarian around thinking, "Can you hear me now", repetitively in an attempt to drive him insane.
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PostSubject: Re: My New Skarz   Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:10 pm

Those are tiny scars... maybe you could brag that you got into a bar fight with 4 Gretchins! But Skars are skars... enjoy your trophies!


Get well soon, Boss!

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PostSubject: Re: My New Skarz   Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:12 pm

Judging from the skin color, you're a FREAKING ZOMBIE! affraid
Neighbor Tom had that procedure done a couple of months ago & it worked out fine. Feel better SOON! What a Face

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Join date : 2010-02-13
Age : 41
Location : Colchester, Essex, England

PostSubject: Re: My New Skarz   Tue Jan 11, 2011 4:45 pm

Get well soon - nice skarz!


I thought the acolytes of Khorne were supposed to be warriors, not a bunch of pansies.
— Commissar Ciaphas Cain, to a Khorne Berserker, during the Chaos attack on Adumbria
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Join date : 2010-02-20
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PostSubject: Re: My New Skarz   Fri Jan 14, 2011 8:29 am

Man, your skin is really strange. Did the painoy try to do you a little bit more orky?

Get well Utan!
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