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Mordheimer



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PostSubject: Happy Post-Rapture Day!   Mon May 23, 2011 11:10 am


Just in case... I'm a Christian, but I also have a sense of humor. Again, religious beliefs are nothing to laugh at but my analytical mind can't pass out the irony of these spiritual and meta-physical events.

While there will be very serious repercussions in the days ahead, particularly for folks who spent their assets with the expectation (LINK Shocked ) that they'd enter immortality on a specific day (last Saturday!), I'm thrilled that I 'survived'. Thinking about it, I also 'survived' the End of the World in 1986, 1991, 1999, 2000, 2001 and 2008! Wow! I'm glad to be alive!

This is NOT a criticism of your religious convictions, but a nice way for your to relief some stress... after all, you ALSO survived Judgment Day 2011!

No need to flame or get all wrapped up. We are all adults here, and if you can't take a joke... just ignore the post and keep praying for me. After all, I still need to survive the End of The World in 2012!



Well... it came and went... and WE are STILL here.

The Rapture is the Christian belief that in the End Times will be here, the world would be visited by Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse and that all the 'good' people would be gathered together in the air to meet Jesus Christ was supposed to be... May 21, 2011!!! Apparently, Judgment Day came and went... and since WE are still here, WE must not be 'that good'!

Watch the clip... join me in Hell. We play will Death Squads there too!


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PostSubject: Re: Happy Post-Rapture Day!   Tue May 24, 2011 3:46 am

Yep, we're still here... the new date is planned for the 21st of October. So keep you agenda free! Just Kidding
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Post-Rapture Day!   Tue May 24, 2011 9:51 am

WHAT?!?! October 21st? You know, my daughters' birthdays are Oct 8 & Oct 24... now I have to add ANOTHER Rapture Party (LINK) too? No way, man!

You got any [chuckle] "evidence" [/chuckle]?

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PostSubject: Re: Happy Post-Rapture Day!   Tue May 24, 2011 10:03 am

Sorry bro, the man just made a little mistake... But no worries you can still donate. Just Kidding
Evidence => http://www.christianpost.com/news/harold-camping-breaks-silence-predicts-october-21-rapture-50438/
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Post-Rapture Day!   Tue May 31, 2011 9:36 am

I found the reason for the delay!




See you on October 21st!

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PostSubject: Re: Happy Post-Rapture Day!   Thu Jun 02, 2011 1:40 pm

Lmao!

Trust me, I'm a practicing christian and I'll tell ya: this is a cult. This whole 'predicting the end' thing is completely unfounded, biblically.

I'll risk the backlash from this one. Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Happy Post-Rapture Day!   Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:17 am

Hmmm still here.... am I left behind???
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I have been a good citizen all my life... so why? WHY!?!?! Shocked



Ah well... better make the best of it.... I'm out to rob some cool stuff! Most shops should be pretty unattended by now. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Post-Rapture Day!   Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:02 am

I myself is an atheist with a rather religious family. I do have respect for the aspects of the believers and the religions that strive to make a better world, and a better life.

That said, I usually find that people that take themselves and their lives too seriously, is the people I find most funny! (being very serious and rigid myself).

I like a good laugh, and so should everyone else. If you can't stand to look in the mirror - even a mirror someone else puts up in front of you - you should really reconsider how you think an live, in my (completely own) opinion. (I myself resent mirrors! They never show what I tell them to show!)

The clip is funny, and the Rapture is "funny". I laughed - and I hope everyone else will too Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Post-Rapture Day!   Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:35 am

MAN! I forgot about this! I'm here... STILL?!?! How many raptures do I need to miss?!?! I'm with Gatlag... I will go and rob some candy from some unsuspecting kid money from a grumpy old man. Twisted Evil


EDIT: The kids would be gone... better go for the cash!
EDIT 2: I need to call my wife... if she still here, then I was right about her all along!

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PostSubject: Re: Happy Post-Rapture Day!   Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:42 am

LOL!!

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PostSubject: Re: Happy Post-Rapture Day!   Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:50 pm

While being 'beamed up to heaven' I got stuck on my ceiling, guess I'm staying here...

So did my cat:

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PostSubject: Re: Happy Post-Rapture Day!   Fri May 11, 2012 3:45 am

Quote :
Nevermind the Apocalypse: Earliest Mayan Calendar Found
"Contrary to popular myth, this calendar isn't a countdown to the end of the world in December 2012, the study researchers said."

Source: http://www.livescience.com/20218-apocalypse-oldest-mayan-calendar.html

So what's this?! No Mayan rapture day either? Pffft who's gonna give back all the money from my savings which I spended on crap useful things? Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Happy Post-Rapture Day!   Fri May 11, 2012 7:26 am

What?!?! I missed ANOTHER Rapture? I must be Satan or something...

Ohhh, well... I guess I'm stuck with you guys AGAIN!

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