Unsanctioned Psyker?

I think the Eldritch powers of the Warp have favoured me!

For the last week or so, I've been getting & causing static shocks to nearby people, objects...even my cat!
Managed to shock my Dad THROUGH his clothes yesterday!

Worst part is, I'm even getting it from things that shouldn't conduct! Like wood & rubber =S

Now I know how you look!


Ohhh... you stay over there in England. Me and static do not mix.