Sandormen
Posts : 77 Join date : 2010-04-20 Age : 49 Location : Copenhagen, Denmark
| Subject: Signs of becoming too deeply involved Wed Apr 28, 2010 8:57 am | |
| Waking up in the middle of the night because of dreams, and girlfriend asking; "What do You mean; "There are too many men in the imperium?"." | |
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mudboy
Posts : 955 Join date : 2009-07-18 Age : 39 Location : Frederiksberg, Denmark
| Subject: Re: Signs of becoming too deeply involved Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:12 am | |
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Mordheimer
Posts : 9756 Join date : 2009-07-12 Age : 50 Location : Elizabeth City, NC (USA)
| Subject: Re: Signs of becoming too deeply involved Wed Apr 28, 2010 8:28 pm | |
| HAHAHAH!!! funny stuff... little too close to home... but funny! | |
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Sandormen
Posts : 77 Join date : 2010-04-20 Age : 49 Location : Copenhagen, Denmark
| Subject: Re: Signs of becoming too deeply involved Thu Apr 29, 2010 8:40 am | |
| Another one that can become a source of confusion. -When girlfriend overhears a conversation on the phone, where expressions like "The defiler", "The Great Unclean One" and "Big Shoota's" is mentioned. -And of course when you notice her attention, ending the conversation with "love you too". Don't expect any nookie that night... | |
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Da Bank
Posts : 2724 Join date : 2009-07-28 Location : Fort Myers, FL (USA)
| Subject: Re: Signs of becoming too deeply involved Thu Apr 29, 2010 9:03 am | |
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Sandormen
Posts : 77 Join date : 2010-04-20 Age : 49 Location : Copenhagen, Denmark
| Subject: Re: Signs of becoming too deeply involved Sat May 01, 2010 11:08 am | |
| Getting inspiration from DoZers signature; - Quote :
- Adeptus Astartes Commandments
1. Thou shalt not replace the Librarian's staff with a magic wand. 2. Though shalt not refer to thine brethren, whom the Emperor has dictated be armed with an incendiary weapon, as a "Flamer" constantly. For this has been proven to lower morale and cause strife within His Most Holy showering facilities. 3. Thou shalt not follow a Librarian around thinking, "Can you hear me now", repetitively in an attempt to drive him insane. Knowing girlfriends expect their boyfriends to be mindreaders, I contemplated the idea, that women are mindreaders themselves, sacredly keeping it a secret. Of course... ...So I started to stare at her, thinking "Can You hear me now", repeatedly. There was a reaction. I am sure if I continue, I'll break her down, having her end up serving me beer! | |
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