After some reliable information from a trustworthy source, I will not tell you his name, Sturmm learned that there was a place where some treasure was hidden. Because he desperately needed the credits and who knows what else there was to be found Death Squad Sturmm set out to find it. After that he would take revenge on Aetos. Curse him. As soon as Squad Sturmm arrived in the sector where the treasure was supposed to be they spread out to search the buildings and ruins. To their surprise there was also a squad of Orcs in the area: what the * beep*?! So much for the trustworthy source, maybe I will tell you his name after all. The Orcs also spread out to search for treasure. Alright men: we can't let those greenskins steal away our treasure. Search and destroy!!!
The Orcs got the initiative though and started to search the first building and wadda you know?!! That thickhead "Virus da Venom" (Pain Boy) rolled a double 1 ... Duh ... He immediately had found the treasure and it was close to his table edge too. This sucked BIG TIME!
Sturmm, Judaes the Preacher, Braevis the Ogryn, Trooper De La Vega and a Meathead had deployed on the right flank to search the buildings and fight off the Orcs. Two Orc Komandoz appeared out of the forest. As you can see they are Black Orcs ... They needed to run like hell to catch the thief running off with the treasure!
The Burna Boy and the Weird Boy with some other greenskins advanced from their right flank towards the sandcoloured ruinous building. They looked like they had played with fire before and it did not end too well.
The rest of Squad Sturmm rushed towards the first buildings within their reach. To take up positions now instead of looking for treasure.
Nob "Screwface" sends forward his best fighter "Muck da Menaz".
The Komandoz want to take up position in the bunker for some good cover save and shoot some lead into poor Squad Sturmm from there.
Sergeant "Barbie" and HWS Burnes, now with a heavy stubber instead of a flamer, take up position to pound the Orcs from a distance. Enforcer Brutus Merciles directs the two other Meatheads to the front.
Weird Boy "Fried Squig" almost fried himself falling victim to the Perils of the Warp: knocked down. See the Burna Boy waiting at the corner of the ruined building for some sneaky frying.
Sergeant "Barbie" moved for a better LOS to shoot the Weird Boy or the Burna Boy if they showed their ugly face. "Barbie" BS 4 and Red Dot Sight managed to miss every single shot she made. I'll have to speak to her about that ... The Meatheads are pushed into the line of fire. Burnes blasted away with the heavy stubber, only scoring knock downs. C'mon man!
Screwface settled for a nice crater to prevent Squad Sturmm advancing. The heroic gretchin playing "shoot me if you can, shoot me if you can ..."
On the other flank Braevis was almost shot to pieces by the Orcs. he charged into the greenskins in an attempt to finally KILL SOMETHING!!!! Sturmm, De La Vega and Judaes were unable to kill anything. Hit? Yes! Kill? No!
The Pain Boy with the treasure (a beautiful scatterdie) legs it easy. He is way out of harm. Due to some incredible bad dice rolling (business as usual) and no chance of stopping the Pain Boy Sturmm decides this is not his day and routs voluntary.
The shame! Oh the shame ... Almost unbearable.
Luckily the postbattle was much more rewarding.
Hurra for the Orcs this time! My son. Yep, that's my boy. Something gone wrong when I made him ... The utter disrespect on the field of honor ...
Hope you enjoy! We sure did!
Sturmm.
Subject: Stumbling Sturmm vs Orc Squad 
Mon Oct 25, 2010 9:22 am
hahah... the model looked awesome... leave him be, just in case you ever get a Big Shoota.
, but I think I got him hooked after this game. Winning does that. Ask Arachas ...
At least I will get insulted in Dutch! 
