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Major Sturmm



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PostSubject: Stumbling Sturmm vs Orc Squad   Mon Oct 25, 2010 9:22 am

After some reliable information from a trustworthy source, I will not tell you his name, Sturmm learned that there was a place where some treasure was hidden. Because he desperately needed the credits and who knows what else there was to be found Death Squad Sturmm set out to find it. After that he would take revenge on Aetos. Curse him. As soon as Squad Sturmm arrived in the sector where the treasure was supposed to be they spread out to search the buildings and ruins. To their surprise there was also a squad of Orcs in the area: what the * beep*?! So much for the trustworthy source, maybe I will tell you his name after all. The Orcs also spread out to search for treasure. Alright men: we can't let those greenskins steal away our treasure. Search and destroy!!!

The Orcs got the initiative though and started to search the first building and wadda you know?!! That thickhead "Virus da Venom" (Pain Boy) rolled a double 1 ... Duh ... He immediately had found the treasure and it was close to his table edge too. This sucked BIG TIME!


Sturmm, Judaes the Preacher, Braevis the Ogryn, Trooper De La Vega and a Meathead had deployed on the right flank to search the buildings and fight off the Orcs. Two Orc Komandoz appeared out of the forest. As you can see they are Black Orcs ... They needed to run like hell to catch the thief running off with the treasure!


The Burna Boy and the Weird Boy with some other greenskins advanced from their right flank towards the sandcoloured ruinous building. They looked like they had played with fire before and it did not end too well.


The rest of Squad Sturmm rushed towards the first buildings within their reach. To take up positions now instead of looking for treasure.


Nob "Screwface" sends forward his best fighter "Muck da Menaz".


The Komandoz want to take up position in the bunker for some good cover save and shoot some lead into poor Squad Sturmm from there.


Sergeant "Barbie" and HWS Burnes, now with a heavy stubber instead of a flamer, take up position to pound the Orcs from a distance. Enforcer Brutus Merciles directs the two other Meatheads to the front.


Weird Boy "Fried Squig" almost fried himself falling victim to the Perils of the Warp: knocked down. See the Burna Boy waiting at the corner of the ruined building for some sneaky frying.


Sergeant "Barbie" moved for a better LOS to shoot the Weird Boy or the Burna Boy if they showed their ugly face. "Barbie" BS 4 and Red Dot Sight managed to miss every single shot she made. I'll have to speak to her about that ... The Meatheads are pushed into the line of fire. Burnes blasted away with the heavy stubber, only scoring knock downs. C'mon man!


Screwface settled for a nice crater to prevent Squad Sturmm advancing. The heroic gretchin playing "shoot me if you can, shoot me if you can ..."


On the other flank Braevis was almost shot to pieces by the Orcs. he charged into the greenskins in an attempt to finally KILL SOMETHING!!!! Sturmm, De La Vega and Judaes were unable to kill anything. Hit? Yes! Kill? No!


The Pain Boy with the treasure (a beautiful scatterdie) legs it easy. He is way out of harm. Due to some incredible bad dice rolling (business as usual) and no chance of stopping the Pain Boy Sturmm decides this is not his day and routs voluntary.

The shame! Oh the shame ... Almost unbearable.
Luckily the postbattle was much more rewarding.

Hurra for the Orcs this time! My son. Yep, that's my boy. Something gone wrong when I made him ... The utter disrespect on the field of honor ...

Hope you enjoy! We sure did!

Sturmm.
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Arachas



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PostSubject: Re: Stumbling Sturmm vs Orc Squad   Mon Oct 25, 2010 9:31 am

Almost feeling sorry for you teach... NOT! Twisted Evil

Seriously though, I've conveyed your troubles with the scenario to the dev-team. Apparantly it's getting replaced (because it's frankly a case of 'who rolls lucky first'), so no worries there. The replacement will be far more interesting!

It's awesome to see your son join in (tell him to register!). I'll have to kick his behind, soon.

Very cool report, too bad you rolled so bad again. Oh, one more thing: did Burnes get a new skill? Otherwise he's not allowed to handle the stubber...
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Major Sturmm



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PostSubject: Re: Stumbling Sturmm vs Orc Squad   Mon Oct 25, 2010 10:11 am

Well thank you Arachas. Mighty nice of you.
I advice you to not underestimate his skill (100% luck) with the dice.
He'll register soon.

On the stubber ... ehm. No. No skill. I assumed carrying a flamer before made him a HWS. That is completely silly come to think of it. I will take it from him immediately. It appeared he's more dangerous for us than the enemy though, killing nada!

Hm, should read more closely about these kind of rules.

Maybe Sturmmy will start all over again. I feel I made too many mistakes in preparation. I'll see if I can come up with a proper and valid Squad.

Greetings! Sturmm
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PostSubject: Re: Stumbling Sturmm vs Orc Squad   Mon Oct 25, 2010 10:37 am

Don't quit yet: I considered that and had a huge comeback when I decided to stick with my guys. Just shuffle around with your weapons. And I think a flamer is better than a stubber anyways. You can just put it in the depot and put it in back in the squad when you can afford another HWS.

Learning the rules is something you do while playing. I'm surprised we miss as little as we do (I usually have a big heachache after playing 40k or WotR, this is way better), so stick with it.
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PostSubject: Re: Stumbling Sturmm vs Orc Squad   Mon Oct 25, 2010 10:52 am

HAHAH! I'm a loyalist as much as the next guy (points at Dozer)... WAAAGH!!!! Go 'Black' Orks!!! HAHAH! Great report! After such 'great BBQ' it was weird to see you doing so... poorly Major Sturmm. Hehehehe...

As Arachas, we are revising some Scenarios. ANY suggestion you can give us, will be most welcomed!

About the Stubber... Arachas does NOT know... we Orks loot anything SO GOOD, that our Stubbers shot FLAMES, instead of bullets! Just Kidding hahah... the model looked awesome... leave him be, just in case you ever get a Big Shoota.

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PostSubject: Re: Stumbling Sturmm vs Orc Squad   Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:00 pm

Mordheimer wrote:
About the Stubber... Arachas does NOT know... we Orks loot anything SO GOOD, that our Stubbers shot FLAMES, instead of bullets! Just Kidding hahah... the model looked awesome... leave him be, just in case you ever get a Big Shoota.

You misunderstood: Sturmm plays the Renegades, not the Orks!
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PostSubject: Re: Stumbling Sturmm vs Orc Squad   Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:30 pm

GASP!!! Puke

You know the IR's... cheaters! Just Kidding

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PostSubject: Re: Stumbling Sturmm vs Orc Squad   Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:43 pm

But it was not on purpose! Honest! Guys? Guys?
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PostSubject: Re: Stumbling Sturmm vs Orc Squad   Mon Oct 25, 2010 1:09 pm

First you trick Arachas into the Heavy Stubber... then you trick ME into believing you had Orks. Sneaky... I see where you going, you Rebel Scum! Hehhehe... At least is not as bad as when I forget stuff... I write TLRB! Just Kidding

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PostSubject: Re: Stumbling Sturmm vs Orc Squad   Mon Oct 25, 2010 2:08 pm

No Orks for me at the moment Mord. But I am (of course) building an Ork Squad for future fun!

This particular Ork that I was up against happens to be my 16 years old son. He will soon register and introduce himself. He had some doubts at first playing Death Squads , but I think I got him hooked after this game. Winning does that. Ask Arachas ...

We will all be hearing and seeing more from this thickhead I'm afraid. He suffers from the same virus as Arachas which seems to have a positive effect upon rolling dice ... Please contaminate me!!!! I'll give you a credit!

Sturmm (not to be trusted. But I woul'dn't be too sure about that either ...)
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PostSubject: Re: Stumbling Sturmm vs Orc Squad   Mon Oct 25, 2010 4:08 pm

I believe the virus spreads via 5-second Frenchers. So either we make out tomorrow during training, or you'll have to try my wife (but if I find out, I'll kill you - I don't care how long you've done martial arts).
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PostSubject: Re: Stumbling Sturmm vs Orc Squad   Mon Oct 25, 2010 4:30 pm

hehehe... well, when you see your son, give him a hug and SCREAM on his ear...


WAAAAGH!!!!
We Be Green... We Be Strong... We be ORKS!!!


from me! Wink At least I will get insulted in Dutch!

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